In Which I Disagree with Ozzie Guillen

Ozzie Guillen, provoking provocateur, prokoves via Joe Capozzi’s Twitter

While I have no particular problem with Bed, Bath & Beyond — and in fact I once purchased a lovely dryer-vent brush from them — I would absolutely rather drink than be there. This is not a particularly distinguishing characteristic — after all, I would rather drink than be anywhere, save for a bar — but it is true.

So take that, cruel world.

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  1. MikeS says:

    As long as you have somebody to drive you to Bed Bath & Beyond, I’m not sure the two are mutually exclusive.

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  2. rambodiaz says:

    “Bed Bath and Beyond”

    I’d like to nominate this as the next nickname for which a player must be sought.

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  3. B says:

    If I could get a Brewers snuggie there, I might be interested.

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  4. DD says:

    The Killer B’s!

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