Baseball Clown Will Murder You in Your Sleep
Add the following to the running list of things that will quite possibly murder you in your sleep tonight:
In addition to the trail of dead, you will know Fell and Murderous Baseball Clown by his jester’s tassles-prison jumper-jorts-FMBs (latter not pictured) ensemble and Buttcheeks of Villainy. This is the last thing you will see before you are brutalized in your nightclothes. Fell and Murderous Baseball Clown is a killing machine and thus at the mercy of his factory settings. In all other regards, the word “mercy” is lost upon him.
Tonight you shall die.
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Oh dear God.
This reminds me of the time Nightmare Ant murdered me in my sleep.
Same here.
don’t be scared! it’s just a native american pueblo clown and he wants to play baseball with you, that’s all.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pueblo_Clowns
He’s ethnic too?! Oh well, sleep is overrated.
Ummm, a slight disagreement. He’s clearly a Cajun mime that favors his long pork extra-spicy. And I know that you can smell what the Baseball Clown’s got cookin’, frere……
he looks like Hopi Indian spirit.
I’m pretty sure I can outrun this clown, he’s a chubby fella and his butt crack is hangin out.
Is this a John Wayne Gacy original?
Is this an original? Or was this image skilfully embedded from somewhere else? I would like to buy this photo, or figurine, or whatever is being sold.