Baseball Spider Is Handsome, Alluring

by Dayn Perry - February 7, 2012

I normally make a point to avoid spiders, mostly because I have it on good authority that they want to kill me. But this spider?

This spider is different. This spider could knock on the oaken door of my boudoir, and I would open it and, while wearing something uncomplicated, invite him in to ravage me. Baseball Spider, I would say, do with me what you will. Go Twins, I would also say.

(Image and underlying genius courtesy of 365 Spider)

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Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.

8 Responses to “Baseball Spider Is Handsome, Alluring”

1. Bryz says:

   February 8, 2012 at 12:12 am

   Too bad that’s not an actual product, because I’d consider buying it.
   

   

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2. olethros says:

   February 8, 2012 at 9:02 am

   Go Twins? I thought you were a Cardinal fan in the 80s.
   

   

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   • Dayn Perry says:

     February 8, 2012 at 11:00 am

     I was and am, but for a night with this spider I would abandon my loyalties.
     

     

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     • olethros says:

       February 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

       Go Cubs, sure, go Yankees, OK, but Twins? Some wounds are too painful for even this much lust to overcome.
       

       

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3. ettin says:

   February 8, 2012 at 12:10 pm

   Twins Spider likes to brag about its 9th leg.
   

   

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4. Marques Slocum says:

   February 8, 2012 at 1:25 pm

   man! fuck dat spider.
   

   

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5. GotHeem says:

   February 8, 2012 at 7:41 pm

   Even if this was in orange and black I still wouldn’t like it. Spiders can kick rocks
   

   

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6. Nu? Billy Baroo says:

   February 9, 2012 at 1:04 am

   is that Delmon Young?
   

   

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