Elijah Dukes, Alleged Nosher of Pot
Former base ball-ist Elijah Dukes, whom various style books insist we refer to as “embattled,” has perhaps done something wonderful:
Tampa police pulled over Dukes’ orange Chevy Camaro for a routine traffic stop at Nebraska and Sligh avenues at 1:08 a.m. today, according to an arrest report.
When officers approached him, they saw flakes of marijuana on Dukes’ shirt, the report said. Dukes, 27, who played for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays in 2007, was also trying to eat a small bag of pot, police said.
Oh my. When something contains such multitudes as this and these, we are of course duty-bound …
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Proving once again what young athletes with too much money and jobs they don’t have to show up at till 4PM refuse to learn:
Very few good things happen after midnight.
I suppose nothing good happens after midnight, especially if you don’t consider banging college chicks at an after bar good.
I love the Yiddish in the title, as if Dukes washed it down with a Selter and Rugelach.
Is Elijah Dukes a classless modern day version of Richie Allen?
Is everything “modern” a classless version of something old & classy?
Discuss.
So of all the orange Camaros on the roads of Tampa at 1 AM, why did the cops choose to pull that one over?
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