In Which I Disagree with Ozzie Guillen
Ozzie Guillen, provoking provocateur, prokoves via Joe Capozzi’s Twitter …

While I have no particular problem with Bed, Bath & Beyond — and in fact I once purchased a lovely dryer-vent brush from them — I would absolutely rather drink than be there. This is not a particularly distinguishing characteristic — after all, I would rather drink than be anywhere, save for a bar — but it is true.
So take that, cruel world.
Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.












9
As long as you have somebody to drive you to Bed Bath & Beyond, I’m not sure the two are mutually exclusive.
You make a good point.
I moved within walking distance from a BB&B for just this reason.
“Bed Bath and Beyond”
I’d like to nominate this as the next nickname for which a player must be sought.
It could be a trio of teammates.
Indeed, I think they must be teammates, preferably a starting outfield.
I nominate the Brewers outfield. Braun=Bed, Hart=Bath, and certainly Morgan=Beyond.
This sounds more like a night with Pat Burrell.
“Bed, Bath, and Memorabilia” would be a good fit for Jeter, actually.
Seconded.
If I could get a Brewers snuggie there, I might be interested.
The Killer B’s!