Japanese Photos, Quick Reactions
The world is plum full of photos. As evidence, here is that Japanese news site, covering Yu Darvish as he boards a plane for LAX:
Because I don’t speak the Japanese, I must build my reactions from scratch.
QUICK REACTION: Darvish is wearing hipster glasses. HE IS NOT READY FOR THE PRESSURES OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
QUICK REACTION: Hideki Matsui is SHRINKING AT A RAPID RATE.
QUICK REACTION: Maybe… Maybe IT IS JUST SOCIETY?
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Huh. My reaction on the first photo was “Elijah Wood dyed his hair?”
Matsui may have shrunk a bit, but he sure has gotten shinier. I’m sure that as he shrinks, his insatiable lust for hard-core pornography grows exponentially.
like Neil Diamond
As a Rangers fan, all I can say about Darvish entering our starting rotation is that I hope he isn’t a chink in the chain.
And I love homonyms.
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HA Racism!
Get out of here with that