Jose Reyes & The Abyss: Multiple Choice
This photo, taken last week during Mr. Reyes’ official introduction to the mighty Marlins of Miami, shows Mr. Reyes, amidst all the pomp and circumstance of this happy occasion, transfixed, his gaze caught on something (or someone) unknown to us in the distance. Assuming that he is not blind or a robot, please answer the following question to the best of your ability: What did he see?
A. The contents of the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
B. Krampus.
C. A mirror, causing him to finally see how goofy the new Miami uniforms are.
D. Clifford, the big red dog, doing something inappropriate.
Extra Credit: What could have possibly disgusted Ozzie Guillen enough to provoke this facial outburst?
(Here’s a hint: the answer’s Sean Penn)
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It’s gotta be the Krampus. For both of them.
Sean Penn is Krampus!?
Is it really that surprising?
I think I have a photo of myself making the same expression as Guillen. And amazingly enough it was taken well before those Marlins uniforms existed.
Extra Credit: Where is my man? Where is F^&%%@ing Juan Pierre? I was told if I signed up to manage these S^%^&*tty, F$#@%$#%#$ Marlins there would be 25 Juan Pierres. I don’t see one. F#$%#.
Extra Credit: Any question. Literally every question makes him make that face and shake his head before answering.
extra credit: He killed Carlos the Jackal, and was staring at his dismembered corpse covered in exploded bags of cocaine… ain’t no ting.
Reyes is staring at the same thing.
what?! no more comments? did I say something?
Man, I know it’s been said before and it’ll be said again, but I have to say it here: that new Marlins jersey is atrociously ugly.
Pujols decided for the Angels.