Largely Without Comment: Actual Minnesota Twins

by Dayn Perry - February 10, 2012

At times and perforce, the homilist’s greatest rhetorical device is knowing when to fall silent and allow the miracles to unfurl in that silence, like an abundant dong released from its underthings. Now is such a time …

Now go and live this day as though it be your last.

(A Minnesotan’s passion: @ratsoff)

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Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.

6 Responses to “Largely Without Comment: Actual Minnesota Twins”

1. olethros says:

   February 10, 2012 at 11:39 am

   I didn’t know tandem biking was an Olympic event.
   

   

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2. Kyle says:

   February 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

   You now need to write another “book.” Abundant Dong: Writings by Dayn Perry.
   

   

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3. Mr. Observant says:

   February 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm

   Please tell me the provence of these photos finds them taken in 1978 and not during Carson’s sojurn at TwinsFest 2012. Please. These are really creepy people. Souless, even. Even Murderous Baseball Clown has a more welcoming visage…
   

   

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4. ettin says:

   February 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm

   Morneau and Mauer kinda do look alike. Glad to see they are ready for the season (your choice of which picture I’m referring too btw).
   

   

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5. Patrick says:

   February 10, 2012 at 7:58 pm

   Re: photo the first:

   1. That’s not chest hair – they’re wearing gold-collared undersweaters.
   2. Yes, those are cut-off jean shorts.
   3. Say hello to the co-president’s of the Chuck Knoblauch Fan Club.
   

   

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   • Patrick says:

     February 10, 2012 at 7:58 pm

     *co-presidents
     

     

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