Passan, Hoss Reach Detente
Observers of Twitter, home to Hot Sports Opinions, will be relieved that last night’s Jeff Passan-Old Hoss Radbourn contretemps have been resolved to the satisfaction of all vested parties. Admire the Glasnost:


The cockles, they’re heating up. Of course, one particular dry-gulcher is unimpressed:

This, a thousand times. I have long suspected that “Jeff Passan” is actually Blackguard Sinistero, that scoundrel of low breeding whose sole purpose is to steal the merchant’s jewels, the vicar’s standing and the duchess’s maidenhood.
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Jimmy Bart is no fun.
The duchess’s maidenhood was claimed long ago, my friend. Long ago.
It’s weird how the dude behind Hoss is like militantly PC.
wait?! what do you mean “the dude behind Hoss”? like someone standing in back of him?
Hoss… look out!!
Correlation between people who use the term “politically correct” and people who are raging assholes = close to 100%.