The Eight People You Meet at TwinsFest
These are they — i.e. the eight people you meet at TwinsFest.
Just keeping everyone informed.
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Boy, the lefthanded segment of the Twins’ fanbase seems terribly underrepresented.
but not the sexy segment!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the whitest fanbase in professional sports.
(Outside of Alberta.)
Batting 1.000 on Whiteness, but I’m projecting only .125 on Knowing What ISO means.
just curious…who did you have pegged as the stathead?
I could easily see the second guy from the left or either of the right two guys.
I can see two of them knowing what ISO means – the two who realize there’s no need for a glove or bat at Twinsfest.
Which one is Aaron Gleeman?
1. Why are the women so much more attractive than the men?
2. What just happened to the guy on the far right?
1. As an Englishman, man, if that is a puzzle, then perhaps this is the wrong venue to analyze.
Though I dissent, the second guy from the left is fetching, the love child of Brad Pitt and Simon Pegg, perchance. But, no, not the equal of a certain Twins utility man.
2. The degassed individual on the far right was abandoned by his ladytwin explicitly and probably as the cameraman bid “cheese.”
Or, he was informed of the Prince Fielder signing and lost his good humor. And, his twinladies.
2. Bravo, my good man.
1. Choose your witty retort:
(a) Clearly you haven’t had the fortune of seeing English women.
(b) Why do you think my fiancee is an American?
Re: the attractiveness of the men compared to a certain utility infielder:
Touche, my good man.
I only want to meet three of them.
I love all of their glove.
And of course they’re all WHITE!
They’re all smiling because they have no idea how much the Twins still owe Joe Mauer.
Why don’t I see any twins?
Minnesota…..where having people with dark hair and/or glasses counts as diversity.
You forgot different colored jeans