Things Cheaper Than FanGraphs+
Over at the dad’s house, FanGraphs+ 2012 has been being touted as a “steal” or “deal”. The subscription includes over 1,100 player profiles written by the FanGraphs and RotoGraphs contributors, 11 in depth fantasy-themed articles — including the second annual Cistulli-Sarris faceoff, Mike Trout vs. Bryce Harper, and my new best friend “Ottoneu Strategies for Every Setting.” Oh, and it also includes 2-3 weekly articles written by FanGraphs staff for ESPN throughout this year, AND the FanGraphs+ archives from the last two years. Whew. That’s all for $4.99, which may lead you to believe that you would be hard pressed to find anything so awesome for such a small price tag. You’d be believing wrong. I present: Things Cheaper Than FanGraphs+:
Crafts

- This original Kenny Powers cross stitch pattern (PDF format) — Etsy, $4
- A collection of miniature baseball caps made in polymer clay — Etsy, $2
- Crochet baseball beer cozy pattern — Etsy, $3.50
- “We interrupt this marriage for baseball season” digital embroidery machine pattern — Etsy, $4
- Baseball and bat magnet – Etsty $1.50
Art

- Painted American baseball rock! – Etsy, $4
- Boston Terrier wearing a Boston Red Sox hat magnet – Etsy, $4.25
Ephemera & Cards
- Vintage baseball boy photo – Etsy, $2.50
- Upcycled vintage baseball valentine – Etsy, $4.50
- Tony Tiger HOLOGRAM Baseball Card – Ebay, $2.50
- Schlitz sponsored Brewers beer coaster – Ebay, $1.49
- 1978 Unused All-Star Ballot – Ebay, $1
- 2006 Long Island Ducks pocket schedule – Ebay, $1
- 1988 Topps Roger Clemens baseball coin
Apparel and Accessories

- Strike out Pog earrings – Etsy, $4
- Baseball neck tie – Ebay, $4.95
- Chicago Cubs fingernail tattoos – Ebay, $3.05
- Baseball party hat! – Party City, $1.93
Movies, Music, and Games
- Queer Eye for the Red Sox DVD – Ebay, $0.99
- Baseball songs with Let’s Talk Puppy Dog – Ebay, $4.75
- Major League II mini movie poster (for your cubicle?) – Ebay, $1.15
- Tecmo Baseball for NES – Ebay, $1.81
- Bo Jackson Baseball for NES – Ebay, $1
Books

- Juicy by Jessica Canseco – Ebay, $4
- Dominate Your Fantasy Baseball League by David Sabino – Ebay, $3.49
- 1989 National League Rookies of the Year by Donald Honig – Ebay, $3
- Nomo: The Inside Story on Baseball’s Hottest Sensation by Herb Fagen – Amazon, $4.35
Etcetera

- Baseball cap for your pet ferret – $1.98 from Amazon Merchants
- Christian baseball fish car decal – Ebay, $1.99
- Fantasy baseball “playas” refillable lighters – Ebay, $4.95
- Baseball million dollar novelty bill – Ebay, $1.25
- Astros Suck Urinal Toilet Bowl Sticker – Ebay, $2.99














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what do we think the over/under is for total # of ‘Baseball Party Hats’ sold will be?
I personally have purchased 23 of them.
That rock is pretty sweet
I agree.
“Queer Eye for the Red Sox”? That sounds like the greatest television program ever filled.
Spinoff idea: “Queer Eye for the Miami Marlins.” Carlos Zambrano and LoMo get makeovers.
*filmed
my friend makes that kenny powers pattern! good choice ;)
Great as my distaste for the Astros is, the urinal sticker seems a bit much. funny though.
Yeah, to be honest all of the _____ sucks stickers are under 5 bucks but the Astros one seemed like the most unnecessarily cruel (=hilarious) right now, all things considered.
Bummer! I just blew my ferret hat budget on Fangraphs+!
The amazon reviews for those things are really something
That rock looks suspiciously like Wisconsin.
Fangraphs sold out.