Comments on: Inserting Dick Allen’s Name Into Works of Literature

By: Nevin

Nevin — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:18:04 +0000

when you say “outstanding”, you mean they’re just standing around outside in the alley, waiting for someone to offer them some little taste of oblivion?

By: deadhead

deadhead — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:32:55 +0000

This much religion makes me want to steal a plane, smuggle in some blow, cook the shit out of it, and smoke rocks with some upstanding gents in my alley.

By: Proteus

Proteus — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:50:43 +0000

One morning, as Dick Allen was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes.

By: Jack Chick

Jack Chick — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:41:26 +0000

“New International Version”? You, Dayn, of all people, should know that any text other than the King James Bible reeks with the sulfurous stench of Marxism, Lucifer, and Popish Heresy. Repent and be saved, sinner, or face eternal ejection at the hands of Joe West!!!

By: Marcat

Marcat — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:27:52 +0000

*Yahweh

By: Marcat

Marcat — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:27:15 +0000

Such an appropriate response from God.

By: The Return of RamboDiaz

The Return of RamboDiaz — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:25:19 +0000

And now, let us rise and sing hymn #31, The Doxology.