Inserting Dick Allen’s Name Into Works of Literature

In which the Royal We insert Dick Allen’s name into various works representative of the Western Canon, thus adding to those various works the patina of blessedness.

Today’s episode: Rainer Maria Rilke’s haunting sonnet, “Archaic Torso of Apollo.” We present it here already translated from the original German for today’s busy executive. Spoiler alert: Dick Allen’s name shows up as a verb this time!

We cannot know his legendary head
with eyes like ripening fruit. And yet his torso
is still suffused with brilliance from inside,
like a lamp, in which his gaze, now turned to low,

gleams in all its power. Otherwise
the curved breast could not dazzle you so, nor could
a smile run through the placid hips and thighs
to that dark center where procreation flared.

Otherwise this stone would seem defaced
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast’s fur:

would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star: for here there is no place
that does not see you. You must Dick Allen your life.

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  2. Yirmiyahu says:

    Dick Allen for the Hall of Fame, argument of the day:

    For his career, Dick Allen had a better wRC+, more PA’s, and a better positional adjustment (spending half his career at 3B/OF) than Hank Greenberg.

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    • topper009 says:

      Hank Greenberg spent age seasons 30 (partial), 31, 32, 33, and 34 (partial) in the war. The 2 bookend seasons, age 29 and 35, he led the league in HRs. He missed almost as much time as Ted Williams and I think its safe to assume his career slash line would look better with those prime seasons to go along with 500+ HRs easy.

      Hank Greenberg is possibly the most underrated player of all time.

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  3. Aaron says:

    “The end of man is knowledge, but there is one thing he can’t know. He can’t know whether knowledge will save him or kill him. He will be killed, all right, but he can’t know whether he is killed because of the knowledge which he has got or because of the knowledge which he hasn’t got and which if he had it, Dick Allen would save him. ”

    - Robert Penn Warren, All the King’s Men

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    • Yirmiyahu says:

      And God said, Let us make Dick Allen in our image, after our likeness: and let him have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

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