Inserting Mark Teixeira into Popular R&B Singles, Again


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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

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  1. John Higgins says:

    Teix Gonna Give To Ya
    Return of the Teix
    Teixual Healing

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  2. Mike Green says:

    What becomes of the Mark Teixeira?
    You can’t hurry Mark.

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  3. Erik says:

    Marky Mark and the Funky Last Name

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  4. Marco says:

    Fried Green Teixeiras

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  5. Damaso's Burnt Shirt says:

    Do you remember when
    he played games in October?
    Tex was feeding the minds of doubters
    While chasing sliders away

    Our hearts were singing
    In the key that their bats were swinging.
    As we danced in the night,
    Remember how the Yanks used to pound away

    Ba de ya – say do you remember
    Ba de ya – playing in October
    Ba de ya – never was a cloudy day

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  6. Hova says:

    Teixeira’s got 99 problems but a dollar ain’t one.

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  7. Mr. Observant says:

    Tex really didn’t like how this shit was goin’ down
    Wrong night, wrong time, wrong fuckin’ part of town
    You see, Tex was deep in the South Bronx hood,
    Three Yankees bleedin’ – that shit don’t look good!
    Some places Bronx Bombers don’t go,
    Some parks that’s all they know!
    What made these Red Sox come,
    What made these Yankees run,
    Bang! Tex’s window was removed by a shotgun…

    — Ice-T(eixeira), da O.G.

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