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by Carson Cistulli - December 13, 2013
Teix Gonna Give To Ya
Return of the Teix
What becomes of the Mark Teixeira?
You can’t hurry Mark.
Marky Mark and the Funky Last Name
Fried Green Teixeiras
Do you remember when
he played games in October?
Tex was feeding the minds of doubters
While chasing sliders away
Our hearts were singing
In the key that their bats were swinging.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the Yanks used to pound away
Ba de ya – say do you remember
Ba de ya – playing in October
Ba de ya – never was a cloudy day
Teixeira’s got 99 problems but a dollar ain’t one.
Tex really didn’t like how this shit was goin’ down
Wrong night, wrong time, wrong fuckin’ part of town
You see, Tex was deep in the South Bronx hood,
Three Yankees bleedin’ – that shit don’t look good!
Some places Bronx Bombers don’t go,
Some parks that’s all they know!
What made these Red Sox come,
What made these Yankees run,
Bang! Tex’s window was removed by a shotgun…
— Ice-T(eixeira), da O.G.