Inserting Mike Pelfrey’s Name into Old Jokes


Mike Pelfrey walks into a bar.
The bartender says:
“Why the long face?”

This has been Inserting Mike Pelfrey’s Name into Old Jokes.

(h/t to CJ Fogler)

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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

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  1. nolan says:

    The most boringest, slowest-to-pitch, easy-to-predict, innings-anemic bum of a pitcher I have ever witnessed at Target Field. The only positive he brings is that he isn’t Vance freaking Worley.

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