We have a first in the annals of “Nickname Seeks Player”: a tie. Indeed, Messrs. Nyjer Morgan and Mike Stanton both garnered the exact same number of votes, and that means an urgent, hastily assembled and palpably corrupt run-off is in order. Vote below, but remember: Present your papers to the uniformed constabulary or be walloped by his oxskin glove and placed into a holding pen alongside other foul-smelling members of the newly disenfranchised …
The ward heeler thanks you for voting as instructed. Now leave, lest your fruit cart be overturned daily until you see things our way.
UPDATE: Two commenters have a love of chaos that matches my own. Take it way, citizens:
November 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm (Edit)
Please be a tie
November 15, 2011 at 1:57 pm (Edit)
I say that, before voting, EVERYONE should click on ‘view results’ and then vote for whichever guy is trailing at the moment.