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Investigative Reporting: Jonny Gomes’s Middle Name

Today, thorough investigation of the Baseball-Reference website revealed a very shocking fact: namely, Jonny Gomes’s middle name.

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Hey, there it is!

That’s right. Jonny Gomes’s middle name is “Johnson.” It’s hard to sum that up better than my friend Dan, who after hearing this news, declared “What a douche” of Gomes. And really, out of this guy, maybe we shouldn’t be too surprised: