Is Mario Soto Going to Throw the Ball at Al B. Sure?

It is not presently important how the author came to possess a Leisure Card of both former Reds right-hander Mario Soto and Grammy-nominated R& or B recording artist Al B. Sure. What is important is that these cards may be arranged in such a way so as to give the impression that Mr. Soto is about to heave the ball at an unsuspecting Mr. B. Sure. Please observe …

New Jack Swing and a Miss

Note two things: First, that the author’s moron’s feeding table serves as our backdrop and, second, that the author couldn’t even be bothered to take a decent photograph with his dolt’s telephone.

After that note that Mario Soto is throwing the ball at Al B. Sure. Sure, Al B. looks self-impressed right now, what with his album sales and Wikipedia entry of Cistullian breadth, but what happens when Mario Soto hits him in the neck with a baseball? What then?

When Sartre called us “useless passions,” he wasn’t talking about this, that’s for damn sure.




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reillocity
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reillocity
2 years 3 months ago

Surely Al B. too pissed about the absence of the exclamation point after his pseudosurname to even notice Soto, Dayn.

triple-A city
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triple-A city
2 years 3 months ago

First I read this, and then my dog farted pretty audibly, and here we all are.

Danny Knobgobbler
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Danny Knobgobbler
2 years 3 months ago

What happens then? Then, Al B. gets up from sittin’ right there by the phone and does his best Claudell Washington imitation.

tz
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tz
2 years 3 months ago

Now I’ll be thinking about this Night and Day.

This, accompanied by the sound of the metal plates resonating in Don Zimmer’s head.

Bitter Beane
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Bitter Beane
2 years 3 months ago

Al B. Sure, rapist?

Keith Sweat
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Keith Sweat
2 years 3 months ago

Hey guys, I still exist too!

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