It Is Not Tax Day, Cistulli; It Is Jackie Robinson Day

Jackie Taxes

“April 15 approaches,” I said. “That is Jackie Robinson Day!”

“It is no such thing,” sniffed Cistulli. “It is Tax Day. Tax Day is when monies are seized for purposes of providing Al Qaeda with fresh breast milk and access to Head Start Programs. It is good that this is done because I prefer Al Qaeda to Jackie Robinson. Hail Satan. Praise be to Al Qaeda.”

“But, Cistulli,” I implored. “Jackie Robinson was a man of immense courage, dignity and historical import. How can you say such things?!”

“He was not,” Cistulli sniffed. “He was scarcely a man. I am a man. Look at this enemy-combatant chest hair ‘neath my radical’s tunic. Quislings unite! Jackie Robinson is someone I actively disrespect!”

“Cistulli, I must object–”

Then he ravished me.

But I — I! — created a NotGraphs category called “Cistulli. F__k that guy.”

Happy Jackie Robinson Day, everyone but Cistulli.




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Bradley Woodrum
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3 years 2 months ago

I’ll never forget the day Jackie Robinson’s legs exploded as he tried to slide into a crisp Form 1040: U.S. Individual Income Tax Return form. It was Jackie Robinson Day.

The day Dayn Perry was ravished. And probably fired too.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
3 years 2 months ago

Goodness, how many times will be be before Bobo Cistulli’s ravishments of said author will not longer have the air of a soiling and be an expression of mutual passion and a celebration of the male form?

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
3 years 2 months ago

No longer. Ugh. My bad

Jess
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Jess
3 years 2 months ago

Let us hope this is the day Mr. Perry is fired.

Casey Knapp
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Casey Knapp
3 years 2 months ago

I had a similar cloud appear beneath me last time I ate at Taco Bell.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
3 years 2 months ago

Maybe my glasses need to be adjusted but I’m fairly certain the page nearest the top of this finely-crafted .GIF is actually an application for the Issuance of a Deportation or Removal Order of a Foreign National. Perry – using the Man’s machine to fight Cistulli again, huh? Good work!

BBC_42
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BBC_42
3 years 2 months ago

After what great Roman are you modeling yourself this time, Perry?

#http://tinyurl.com/conky5q

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