Jesus Montero: Steroid Whipping Boy

Hmmm, that last one makes me hungry.

Is it possible to feel bad for Jesus Montero? Because I sort of feel bad for Jesus Montero.

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Chone Figgins
Chone Figgins

Hey, the man cheated. I did what I did 100% naturally.