Joe West Does Us a Solid
Over the weekend most recent, you may have noticed a foul-smelling interloper in our midst. He is unwelcome. He is a boor. His ripping flatulence has despoiled the taffeta furnishings. We all wish he would go away and leave us to our base-ball.
You know, they call Joe West a cowboy because he is exactly that. For instance, upon discovering that this town was not big enough for both him and the dread cattle-rustler and claim-jumper Doomsday Beans-Doogan, he did away with Mr. Beans-Doogan. So we call upon you, Sire West, to please escort this mouth-breathing intruder off the premises …
Thank you, Joe West. Thank you.
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You’ve got your proportions backwards.
YES.
Well put sir.
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Well said. I and my three fingered hand stand in complete agreement. Nothing like kick-off, commercial, three plays, commercial, punt, commercial, turnover, commercial, half-time, commercial to pass a Sunday afternoon.
[putting on devil's advocate hat]
Baseball fans calling football games slow is one of the most egregious instances of pot-kettle-black imaginable.
But actually I came here to comment that I was disappointed the “foul-smelling interloper” was not Joe West hisself.
Unfortunately he seems to have also ejected hockey.
I heard that Joe West tossed the NFL’s replacement refs yesterday.