Joe West Does Us a Solid

Over the weekend most recent, you may have noticed a foul-smelling interloper in our midst. He is unwelcome. He is a boor. His ripping flatulence has despoiled the taffeta furnishings. We all wish he would go away and leave us to our base-ball.

You know, they call Joe West a cowboy because he is exactly that. For instance, upon discovering that this town was not big enough for both him and the dread cattle-rustler and claim-jumper Doomsday Beans-Doogan, he did away with Mr. Beans-Doogan. So we call upon you, Sire West, to please escort this mouth-breathing intruder off the premises …

Thank you, Joe West. Thank you.




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Danmay
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Danmay
4 years 13 days ago

You’ve got your proportions backwards.

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 13 days ago

YES.

Darian
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Darian
4 years 12 days ago

Well put sir.

Romeo Esquire
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4 years 12 days ago

Ha Ha! You guys know what else beside American football game last 3 hours but only have 11 minute of action? My Lovemakings!!! Ha Ha! OK, I go now. You guys like me, right? Email your reply back ASA Please!

Highball Wilson
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Highball Wilson
4 years 12 days ago

Well said. I and my three fingered hand stand in complete agreement. Nothing like kick-off, commercial, three plays, commercial, punt, commercial, turnover, commercial, half-time, commercial to pass a Sunday afternoon.

Micah Stupak
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4 years 12 days ago

[putting on devil’s advocate hat]

Baseball fans calling football games slow is one of the most egregious instances of pot-kettle-black imaginable.

But actually I came here to comment that I was disappointed the “foul-smelling interloper” was not Joe West hisself.

Tim
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Tim
4 years 11 days ago

Unfortunately he seems to have also ejected hockey.

swieker
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swieker
3 years 11 months ago

I heard that Joe West tossed the NFL’s replacement refs yesterday.

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