Joe West Ejects NotGraphs Reader
The results of the poll are in: Andy Tworischuk hates fun.
You mess with NotGraphs, you mess with Joe West. At least that’s what Joe West told the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team.
I didn’t want to Andy, but Joe West insisted.
This is, of course, all in good fun. Pun intended. Let us in, Andy. As Roy Halladay once famously said: “It’s only gonna get funner.“
Navin Vaswani is NotGraphs' Toronto -- and therefore Canada -- correspondent. A loyal Blue Jays supporter, he's heard nothing but good things about the playoffs. Follow him on Twitter.

Joe West doesn’t dick around.
I love it when my ideas are used as inspiration for one of Joe’s escapades
All I want in life now is to be ejected by Joe West
I’m sure you could get thrown out of one of his concerts!
@ Zach: He most certainly does not.
@ Matt: Stay inspiring. And thanks.
@ Kristina: You have to always believe there’s a chance.
@ Syh: I’ve tried to find some footage of umpire West performing. I haven’t been successful. I want to meet him. I want to be standing next to the real Joe West when he tosses someone, or something. And have it photographed, obviously.
I went to the doctor today. Turns out I don’t hate fun at all, I’m just allergic to it. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused
Inconvenience? Nonsense! There is no such thing as inconvenience at NotGraphs!
I’m willing to consider the prospect that Joe West is the worst thing related to baseball.