Joke That Writes Itself: Mets Toilet Seat

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While leading economists have found that, indeed, money (for the most part) can’t buy happiness, one thing it can buy is a Mets toilet seat from popular online auction house eBay. In fact, it can also buy toilet seats for six other teams: the Tampa Bay Rays, New York Yankees, Chicago White Sox, Los Angeles Dodgers, Chicago Cubs, and Boston Red Sox.

Image (and everything else) stolen directly from Mets Police.

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  1. ettin says:

    I think any Mets fan would be embarrassed to sit on that! I guess what I am saying is that they would Blush while they Flush.

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  2. Resolution says:

    I think this toilet seat was responsible for Mets personnel decisions up until recently.

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