Jonathan Papelbon Uses a Metaphor

Papelbon continued by referring to Charlie Manuel as his “personal Norman Schwarzkopf,” Bud Selig as “a Ban Ki-moon-like figure,” and his NL East foes as “[redacted] frigging [redacted].”

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  1. I look forward to wishing Jonathan Papelbon and his teammates a Happy Veterans Day next year. What is the rest of the National League going to do while the Phillies are off to war though, is what I’m wondering.

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