Jonathan Papelbon Uses a Metaphor

Papelbon continued by referring to Charlie Manuel as his “personal Norman Schwarzkopf,” Bud Selig as “a Ban Ki-moon-like figure,” and his NL East foes as “[redacted] frigging [redacted].”

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The Common Man

I look forward to wishing Jonathan Papelbon and his teammates a Happy Veterans Day next year. What is the rest of the National League going to do while the Phillies are off to war though, is what I’m wondering.


And who will they be fighting?