Jordan Pacheco Likes Free Stuff

But at least he’s grateful for it.

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  1. Kyle says:

    This is incredible.

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  2. frivoflava29 says:

    If he likes boxed water, he’s gotta try Franzia

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  3. Benzedrine says:

    Welp, he’s back in the minors now so don’t know how much free stuff he’ll get.

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  4. rusty says:

    When the second photo was a bottle of ranch dressing, I just assumed they were going to be fake, and was scrolling down to say as much, but… dang.

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  5. atoms says:

    Why are we so sure he hasn’t paid for any of this stuff?

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