Juan Uribe Isn’t Always Melancholic


…but when he is, he prefers to emote in pithy quotes.

Life on the road isn’t always beers, broads, and brats.

There are those other moments, times where the grind gets you down. Those Tuesday double headers, those foggy outfield practices. Those moments of self-doubt. Those existential crises, when, perhaps the day after an oh-fer, you just want to sit on the warning track and emote quietly to the grass.

In those moments, take heart. Emo Juan Uribe knows your pain.

H/T R.J. Anderson




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Patrick
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5 years 1 month ago

Considering that Don Mattingly sees Jonathan Broxton as a closer, maybe Juan should take comfort.

Dscott
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Dscott
5 years 1 month ago

I cringe everytime I see Juan swing a bat. Wouldn’t be suprised if he hurt something every other swing

Bryan Grosnick
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5 years 1 month ago

This is my new favorite thing.

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