Justin Turner: Possibly of Irish Extraction

Not so long ago — last gibbous moon, if memory serves — I availed myself of a Firefox extension that alerts you any time anyone Irish does anything on the Internet. Needless to say, when Mets infielder Justin Turner came to bat earlier this week, my computer grew arms and seized my tailored lapels. I clicked on the relevant Maximum Irish Caution icon, and it took me straightaway to this …

Behold the Irish

Let’s just say that, upon viewing Mr. Turner’s mien and bearing, I saw to it that the recommended protocols were followed.

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2 Responses to “Justin Turner: Possibly of Irish Extraction”

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  1. Menthol says:

    He should be in the Scotts commercials.

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  2. Johnny Guitar says:

    M.I.C. – I see what you did there!

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