Keith Hernandez Mustache Watch Breaking News Follow-Up

Three weeks ago, the New York Times ran an incredibly important article about Keith Hernandez’s mustache that, of course, we here at NotGraphs had to cover.

This past weekend, the crucial follow-up story.

Keith Hernandez shaved his mustache.

He might grow it back.

The Earth is still spinning on its axis.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Choo
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3 years 11 months ago

The ghost mustache remains, clear as day, like a follicular halo.

Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
3 years 11 months ago

I wanted to zoom in to see the ghost mustache even clearer, but the photo has unembiggenableness.

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rdj3video
3 years 11 months ago

Comb in some Just For Men next time. No play for Mr. Gray.

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