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by Dayn Perry - February 10, 2014
Do you charge for this service? I need to get laid.
Is this now a thing?
Yes, my brothers. This, most-assuredly, is now a thing. And the populace demands it be a thing repeatedly.
Furious pastors had me in tears.
I was going to ask if this is truly representative of the items solicited on the typical dating website, and/or if they could ask for less meaningful information, but then I reviewed the post and am struck even more than all that by the undeniably photo-sessionesque, “give me your ladykiller shoulder move, you man-tiger” nature of the attached photo, and I am frankly convinced that this really is Landis’ dating profile and that Perry was on-hand simply to offer encouragement — presumably unnecessarily so.
I can only hope that, for a glorious and brief moment before the mods found it, that this was actually posted on match.com for the world to see.
Important that you dialed down many of his more racist tendencies.
He stole my look! That’s “Blue Steel” in his profile pic!
When you gonna unleash Magnum on us Derek?
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