Kenesaw Mountain Landis Is Filling Out His Profile

Print This Post

Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.

9 Responses to “Kenesaw Mountain Landis Is Filling Out His Profile”

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
  1. stockhfcrx says:

    Do you charge for this service? I need to get laid.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  2. The Return of Rambo Diaz says:

    Is this now a thing?

    Yes, my brothers. This, most-assuredly, is now a thing. And the populace demands it be a thing repeatedly.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  3. Skooks says:

    Furious pastors had me in tears.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  4. AC of DC says:

    I was going to ask if this is truly representative of the items solicited on the typical dating website, and/or if they could ask for less meaningful information, but then I reviewed the post and am struck even more than all that by the undeniably photo-sessionesque, “give me your ladykiller shoulder move, you man-tiger” nature of the attached photo, and I am frankly convinced that this really is Landis’ dating profile and that Perry was on-hand simply to offer encouragement — presumably unnecessarily so.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  5. The Stranger says:

    I can only hope that, for a glorious and brief moment before the mods found it, that this was actually posted on for the world to see.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  6. jcxy says:

    Important that you dialed down many of his more racist tendencies.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  7. Derek Zoolander says:

    He stole my look! That’s “Blue Steel” in his profile pic!

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  8. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    Please post any and all messages Kenesaw Mountain Landis receives in response to his profile.

    Vote -1 Vote +1