Kevin Bass Is Watching You

Careful in your misdeeds, children. For Kevin Bass is watching you …

No one gets away with anything. Lo, the giant, unblinking eyes of Kevin Bass see all.

(Disconcerting stare: BBTF)

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  1. Nu? Billy Baroo says:

    Is he high?

    cause then I would be able to get away with anything.

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  2. matt says:

    Well, since Kevin Bass is the subject… my memory of Kevin Bass will forever be as the guy that hit the ball that Griffey caught against the Kingdome wall and broke his wrist TWO DAYS before I saw my first M’s game (back in 95). It was a major bummer, so to this day when I hear “Kevin Bass”, I think, “…is an ass”. That is all.

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  3. martyn says:

    Just don’t repeat his name three times whilst standing before a mirror.

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  4. Patrick Dubuque says:

    The only thing that saves us all is the fact that somewhere, Jeff Leonard is staring back.

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  5. April says:

    You’re an asshole.

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  6. Austin Bass says:

    Trust me, I’ve lived with the man all my life, literally. Coming from the youngest of four children, he’s not too bad of a father haha!

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