Koji Uehara’s Cool Whip

English may not be Koji Uehara‘s first language, but that does not mean puns in English are lost on him. When Uehara noticed the above pun written by CBS fantasy baseball writer Jeff Lippman, he (Uehara) decided to put on a fun display for the public, enacting the pun in two separate recent incidents. Both incidents have been documented by NotGraphs photography intern Billy Gillibands.



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steve
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steve

You aren’t even gonna do one of him in a hot rod?

tz
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tz

0.86 for a career is a very cool WHIP.

0.58 for this season is cooler than cool. What’s cooler than cool, ice cold?

Paq
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Paq

Cooler than cool is Lightspeed Briefs!
For the discriminating crotch.

RC
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RC

Alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

I feel slightly soiled and sullied of spirit to write this but Uehara-San really knows how to brandish a whip. I imagine all of Red Sox Nation was set aflutter in the heart and moistened in the loins by this reportage. Snap!

Feeding the Abscess
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Feeding the Abscess

Koji is Cool McCool, mayor of Coolville.

Tim Livingston
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I expected a Bentley. I saw no Bentley.

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