Largely Without Comment: Actual Minnesota Twins

At times and perforce, the homilist’s greatest rhetorical device is knowing when to fall silent and allow the miracles to unfurl in that silence, like an abundant dong released from its underthings. Now is such a time …

Now go and live this day as though it be your last.

(A Minnesotan’s passion: @ratsoff)

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  1. olethros says:

    I didn’t know tandem biking was an Olympic event.

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  2. Kyle says:

    You now need to write another “book.” Abundant Dong: Writings by Dayn Perry.

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  3. Mr. Observant says:

    Please tell me the provence of these photos finds them taken in 1978 and not during Carson’s sojurn at TwinsFest 2012. Please. These are really creepy people. Souless, even. Even Murderous Baseball Clown has a more welcoming visage…

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  4. ettin says:

    Morneau and Mauer kinda do look alike. Glad to see they are ready for the season (your choice of which picture I’m referring too btw).

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  5. Patrick says:

    Re: photo the first:

    1. That’s not chest hair – they’re wearing gold-collared undersweaters.
    2. Yes, those are cut-off jean shorts.
    3. Say hello to the co-president’s of the Chuck Knoblauch Fan Club.

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