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Largely Without Comment: Actual Minnesota Twins

At times and perforce, the homilist’s greatest rhetorical device is knowing when to fall silent and allow the miracles to unfurl in that silence, like an abundant dong released from its underthings. Now is such a time …

Now go and live this day as though it be your last.

(A Minnesotan’s passion: @ratsoff)