Literally: Evan Longoria Extended

It’s old news that the Tampa Bay Rays extended Evan Longoria’s contract through, possibly, the 2023 season. But even the most insightful articles, like the one written by FanGraphs leader Dave Cameron, are ignoring the fact that contractually is not the only way that Longoria is being extended . . . at least not in the following Photoshopped images, anyway.

Extend those obliques, Evan…

Nice try, James Shields . . . NOT!

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  1. Kyle says:

    Haha, James Shields, total sucker.

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  2. Thomas says:

    NotGraphs: Where sabermetrics and hallucinogens intersect.

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  3. golden jerseys, sparkle pants says:

    You know what’s a stretch, this Not Graphs post. Must be the off-season.

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  4. samuelraphael says:

    But, is an extension
    Merely just a contract

    -Tao Te Cing

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