Logan Morrison

Turns out, most things are S for W when your job is playing baseball.

Let’s get a few things straight before we dive down my social-media rabbit hole.

1. I don’t like Twitter. Or I didn’t.

2. Twitter and Facebook played small, if any, real role in the Middle East revolutions.

There, I said it. But you know what Twitter is good for? Yep, you guessed it: Knowing about Logan Morrison’s junk-shaving habits. Hint: he shaves it.

Why do I know this? That’s right, @LoMoMarlins likes to delight the world with his manscaping habits, while not talking about anything and everything else… Did I (@PatrickGCain) mention that I don’t like Twitter?

But I do like knowing some players are “good guys” and have a sense of humor. So, without further ado, I give to you some highlights from Logan Morrison, OF/1B of the Florida Marlins…

1. He’s selling his cast.

2. He painted his case pinstripes to match his uniform.

3. He’s very active in responding to fans.

4. He’s following his fictitious silverback Gorilla @LoMoDimples and his strained arch @LoMosarch.

5. He’s unabashedly following webcam girls, despite not knowing what NSFW means. Then again, webcam girls may be very SFW in his line of W.

This, my friends, is your future friend.

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  1. gu03alum says:

    He seems like a cool guy, but I had to unfollow him due to his nonstop tweets of nonsense. I prefer Brett Anderson and Brandon McCarthy.

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  2. Chris says:

    LoMo is #Winning

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  3. Xave says:

    I’ll take a little LoMo SalTado. Sorry.

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  4. FL St LeagueFan says:

    At the Florida State League All-Star game in 2009, a lady yelled, “Hey Logan, what’s your slogan at him.” She was awesome.

    Also, in Sept. 2009, I got to see him yell F*CK as loud as he could when he grounded out to end the game after the Suns blew a 3-run lead in the 9th to the Biscuits.

    Great success! Jen-qui.

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