LOLGammo: .ladamad Anna v v V V V V v v v V V V V V V v nv In buns ee V Petty’s Freefallin’…

As part of his ongoing efforts to bring world peace to the world, Peter Gammons submitted some important thoughts via Twitter late Wednesday night that have given the neterati much in the way of food for thought.

In an effort to fully digest said food, NotGraphs’ own Eric Augenbraun rendered Gammons’ cryptic message into the LOLGammo form that he’s made famouser than famous, as follows:

And because the internet only contains so many images of Peter Gammons, the present author has also attached Gammons’ message to the first three random images proffered by that most indispensable of websites, ROFL Bot.

To wit:

George Washington crossing the Delaware:

Elvis Presley meeting Richard Nixon:

And, of course, that lesser pope, John Ratzinger:



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Dylan
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Dylan

i actually saw this last night. Died laughing.

mattymatty2000
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Clearly, Peter Gammons is from a far away galaxy and he’s trying to tell us all something.

Clearly.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

These golden electronic dispatches likely are the by-product of Cognac and cigars with Dustin Pedroia, Esq. while watching a hundred-round bout between a Welshman and a Portugese sailor, followed by portions of the Colombian Powder imbibed from the prone form of a burlesque dancer at some horrid Southie cathouse, after which this old Sod striped down to his britches, bathed himself with inexpensive aftershave and announced his intention to eat the capitalist overlords of America and paint Fenway with their blood.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

This golden electronic dispatch likely was the by-product of Cognac and cigars with Dustin Pedroia, Esq. while watching a hundred-round bout between a Welshman and a Portugese sailor, followed by portions of the Colombian Powder imbibed from the prone form of a burlesque dancer at some horrid Southie cathouse, after which this old Sod striped down to his britches, bathed himself with inexpensive aftershave and announced his intention to eat the capitalist overlords of America and paint Fenway with their blood.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

Silly iPhone – why do you make my electronic musings go twice? And more crucially, why is it so hard to write when you have had so many drinks?

mattinm
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mattinm

In fairness, you didn’t post the *exact* same musing twice.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

Your civility and gentlemanly conduct do credit to your upbringing, sir.

Jess Lemont
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Jess Lemont

I hope I can embed things…
If this does not work, however, I’ll try and explain what the vVVvvvV etc… patterns might signify.

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Jess Lemont
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Jess Lemont

yikes! Well… the link works/is safe. Just noticed the vVv thing might be guitar-speak for strumming direction (up/down).

Now… if he’s writing a string quartet with buns – – – genius.

Also, buns ee could be a reference to Bun E Carlos, drum guru!

Jess Lemont
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Jess Lemont

He’s performed with Bun E. Carlos from Cheap trick at charity events… so maybe “buns E” could imply that he, his strat and the rest of the band lay out for a drum fill?

Jeez… I’m boring. This is what you get when a music/composition major gets involved in sabermetrics and then finds out about NotGraphs!

AustinRHL
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AustinRHL

That first LOLGammo had me almost falling out of my chair laughing. I didn’t think anything could top “Wok bm pppppppppppppppppppppppppp,” but this one has.

Jess Lemont
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Jess Lemont

Hey! Should we check to see what time these pocket tweets are coming out? If it’s late at night, he could just be falling asleep… in that spaceship in the back yard (?)

Brandon Warne
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Gammo is a troll to the “wok bm pppppppppppppp”-th degree.

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