Looking for Love in Baseballing Places – Pt.2

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It’s been quite some time since the present author went looking for people looking for love in baseballing places in his groundbreaking first post for NotGraphs.

Now that the new season is upon us, however, we must again turn to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist dot org to find would-be lovers searching for a modicum of affection amongst the filthy masses known as baseball fans. Observe:

lfltigers

Our first entry does not inspire much hope. I can’t speak from experience, but I imagine drunk people with cameras are not too hard to come by at Tigers games. You should have said more then, sir, and you should have said more now. You will never find your one true love with such scant details. However, if you have her picture, a reverse Google image search might help.

 

lflmarlins2

First off, and I speak from experience, most girls do not like to be described as “thick.” Though, props to you for crossing the eye line of this lady while performing what had to truly be some manly “messing around going over a poll.” Nothing is a bigger panty-dropper than a dude acting like a dipshit.

 

lflmets

Moving on…

 

lflphillies2

Poor Sam. He met the woman of his dreams, and he can’t even remember her name. However, depending on his definition of “cornhole,” she will most likely have a very vivid recollection of him.

 

lflbrewers

This post is totally Milwaukee — directions based on street corners, beer, Brewers, and do-it-yourself car repair. Godspeed, 37-year-old male.

 

lflbraves

If you think, fair reader, that I will name any of my future fantasy baseball teams anything but The Kennesaw Mountain Cuties, then you are the dumbest fucking person alive.

 

This has been Looking for Love in Baseballing Places.




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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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J Bravo
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J Bravo
3 years 4 months ago

What, no m4m or w4w? discrimination!

Fletch
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Fletch
3 years 4 months ago

!!!!! These are the BEST!

Thank you good sir.

MikeS
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MikeS
3 years 4 months ago

I assume that “going over a poll” is either a metaphor I am not familiar with or he works for Gallup.

matt w
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matt w
3 years 4 months ago

It’s obviously Nate Silver.

Joe D
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Joe D
3 years 4 months ago

To be fair, it could also be Sam Wang.

Wang, poll…eh?

Eh?

Fine, fuck it.

Evan
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Evan
3 years 4 months ago

Nate Silver, m4w? Seems unlikely.

Guy
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Guy
3 years 4 months ago

Blue-Eyed Beauty on Train to Fenway – m4w – 33 (Green Line)

We were on the same train to the Sox game Sunday. We were both with a friend.

You – Tall, brunette, wearing a Sox hat, have the most amazing light blue eyes I’ve seen. Made a hilarious comment about people banging their heads into the handrails when the train starts suddenly.

Pretty sure you caught me staring a few times. I was hoping to talk to you on the way to the game, but you and your friend got out of the train way quicker than my buddy and I. Hope you enjoyed the game!

Location: Green Line

KW
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KW
3 years 4 months ago

Believe it or not, when you live in Miami, thick is pretty acceptable among the 30 and under crowd.

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