Looking for Love in One of the Wrong Places

Love

Because I refuse to meditate upon his personal life for even a moment longer than is necessary, I’m unsure as to how the very profligate Dayn Perry not only (a) made his way to a site called Twit Amore — which site encourages visitors to “Discover who they love on Twitter” — but also (b) decided to engage said website in the service of that Discovery.

As the image above indicates, however, Perry did both of those things — and the results, we will say, are really of benefit to no one. If Perry has ever loved the author, he has done so only with the aid of a preposition — which is to say, he has loved on and astride and towards the author, but never just the author himself, in the accusative form of the noun.




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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Benzedrine
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Benzedrine
3 years 7 months ago

Carson and Dayn forever linked as they travel down the information superhighway in the vanpool medium known as FanGraphs Audio.

yaboynate
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yaboynate
3 years 7 months ago

I don’t think the readership will find this surprising. Entertaining, yes, but not surprising.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
3 years 7 months ago

Dayn Perry’s “Lovers: How Good Baseball Podcasts Become Great Ones (And It’s Not the Way You Think)” is now available at bookstores everywhere.

hyperwashed masses
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hyperwashed masses
3 years 7 months ago

Enough checking the levels, give us something to listen to on our insufferable commutes tomorrow.

GIVE ME MY MTV…err Dayn Perry Podcast!!!

AC of DC
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AC of DC
3 years 7 months ago

So what’s the in-joke that makes Cistulli’s representative image something Lebanese?

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