Mad-Libbing the News, Episode 1

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1. High-altitude city
2. Exceptionally well-paid group of men
3. Derogatory term
4. Name of a well-known Cuban person
5. Type of minor injury
6. Spectator event
7. Group accustomed to failure
8. Point in time
9. Verb
10. Surname of person from 4
11. Uncomfortable physical sensation
12. Past-tense verb
13. Type of mistake
14. Name of a talented young Californian person
15. Surname from 4
16. Location
17. Another location
18. Name of a Mexican or Mexican-American celebrity
19. Noun
20. -Ing verb
21. Body part
22. Location
23. Event from 6
24. Surname from 4
25. Past-tense verb (transitive)
26. Type of profession
27. Noun
28. Place of lodging

(1) — (2) (3) (4) irritated a slight (5) and was removed from Monday’s (6) against the (7) in the (8). (He/she) is not expected to (9) Tuesday night.

(10) said the (11) has bothered him for some time but worsened Monday when he (12) on a (13) by (14).

(15) nonetheless raced from (16) to (17) on (18)’s (19) and came up (20) his (21) after sliding into (22).

After the (23), (24) was (25) by a local (26). He received (27) and said he would receive more at the team (28) Monday night.

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  1. tz says:

    Trying this blind:

    1. High-altitude city [Mexico City]
    2. Exceptionally well-paid group of men [ESPN.com]
    3. Derogatory term [Zounds!]
    4. Name of a well-known Cuban person [Ricky Ricardo]
    5. Type of minor injury [Toenail fungus]
    6. Spectator event [Engine fire]
    7. Group accustomed to failure [Washington Generals]
    8. Point in time [Whenever]
    9. Verb [Bleat]
    10. Surname of person from 2 [Olney]
    11. Uncomfortable physical sensation [Tingling]
    12. Past-tense verb [Embiggened]
    13. Type of mistake [Honest]
    14. Name of a talented young Californian person [Chad]
    15. Surname from 2 [Olney]
    16. Location [Albuquerque]
    17. Another location [Walla Walla]
    18. Name of a Mexican or Mexican-American celebrity [Chi-Chi Rodriguez]
    19. Noun [Pimple]
    20. -Ing verb [Freaking]
    21. Body part [Tongue]
    22. Location [Downtown]
    23. Event from 4 [I Love Lucy]
    24. Surname from 2 [Olney]
    25. Past-tense verb (transitive) [ejected]
    26. Type of profession [Honorable]
    27. Noun [Mousetrap]
    28. Place of lodging [Motel]

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  2. Mississippi Matt Smith says:

    Sorry, the numbering system got out of whack there. Edited.

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  3. Dolemite says:

    After the horse racing, Castro was masterbated by a local banker. He received loot and said he would receive more at the team hovel Monday night.

    … sounds about right

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  4. Hitler But Sadder says:

    1. High-altitude city (Alma, Colorodo)

    2. Exceptionally well-paid group of men (CEO)

    3. Derogatory term
(Sausage Queen)
    4. Name of a well-known Cuban person (Daisy Fuentes)

    5. Type of minor injury (Hammer Toe)

    6. Spectator event
(Circle Jerk)
    7. Group accustomed to failure
(African Americans)
    8. Point in time (Morning)
    9. Verb (Emancipate)
    10. Surname of person from 4 (Fuentes)
    11. Uncomfortable physical sensation (Loin Bacteria)
    12. Past-tense verb
(Discharged)
    13. Type of mistake
(Crime of Passion)
    14. Name of a talented young Californian person (Drop Dead Fred)
    
15. Surname from 4 (Fuentes)

    16. Location (Run’s House)
    
17. Another location (The Bathroom)

    18. Name of a Mexican or Mexican-American celebrity (Ricardo Montalbán)

    19. Noun (Goiter)

    20. -Ing verb (Massaging)

    21. Body part (Ear Lobe)

    22. Location (The Basement)

    23. Event from 6
(Ejaculatory Blast)
    24. Surname from 4 (Fuentes)

    25. Past-tense verb (transitive) (Left)

    26. Type of profession
(Transhumanist)
    27. Noun (AIDS)
    28. Place of lodging (Tabernacle)

    Alma, Colorodo — CEO Sausage Queen Daisy Fuentes irritated a slight Hammer Toe and was removed from Monday’s Circle Jerk against the African Americans in the Morning. She is not expected to Emancipate Tuesday night. Fuentes said the Loin Bacteria has bothered her for some time but worsened Monday when she Discharged on a Crime of Passion by Drop Dead Fred. Fuentes nonetheless raced from Run’s House to The Bathroom on Ricardo Montalbán’s Goiter and came up Massaging her Ear Lobe after sliding into The Basement. After the Ejaculatory Blast, Fuentes was Left by a local Transhumanist. He received AIDS and said she would receive more at the team Tabernacle Monday night.

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    • Cuddles McTouch-n-Stuff says:

      Good one, however you are a loser for wasting the time to actually do this… I am off to click through a slideshow about the best ballparks in baseball.

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    • James K. says:

      7. Group accustomed to failure
 (African Americans)

      Greatest Mad Lib ever.

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  5. Darkstone42 says:

    ALBEQUERQUE, NM — The Blue Man Group’s jerkface Fidel Castro irritated a slight paper cut and was removed from Monday’s Camelot the Musical against the graduate students in the now. He is not expected to galivant Tuesday night.
    Castro said the case of the willies has bothered him for some time but worsened Monday when he shellacked on a typo by Beau Bennet.
    Castro nonetheless raced from the foyer to Castro’s mom’s house on Scott Gomez’s goat and came up sassing his phalange after sliding into the water closet.
    After the Eating of Robin’s Minstrel, Castro was rejected by a local janitor. He received a pencil and said he would receive more at the team cheap motel Monday night.

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  6. Ben says:

    1. High-altitude city [Amsterdam]
    2. Exceptionally well-paid group of men [Stockbrokers]
    3. Derogatory term [douchenozzle]
    4. Name of a well-known Cuban person [Che Guevara]
    5. Type of minor injury [Paper cut]
    6. Spectator event [gladiatorial combat
    7. Group accustomed to failure [the NotGraphs staff]
    8. Point in time [the day after yesterday]
    9. Verb [saunter]
    10. Surname of person from 4 [Guevara]
    11. Uncomfortable physical sensation [Numbness]
    12. Past-tense verb [strolled]
    13. Type of mistake [screw-up]
    14. Name of a talented young Californian person [Dusty Baker]
    15. Surname from 4 [Guevara]
    16. Location [Herculaneum, Italy]
    17. Another location [Pompeii, Italy]
    18. Name of a Mexican or Mexican-American celebrity [Frida Kahlo]
    19. Noun [shoe]
    20. -Ing verb [traipsing]
    21. Body part [foot]
    22. Location [Mt. Vesuvius, Italy]
    23. Event from 6 [death]
    24. Surname from 4 [Guevara]
    25. Past-tense verb (transitive) [walked]
    26. Type of profession [concierge]
    27. Noun [sneaker]
    28. Place of lodging [morgue]
    AMSTERDAM — Stockbroker douchenozzle Che Guevara irritated a slight paper cut and was removed from Monday’s gladiatorial combat against the NotGraphs staff in the day after yesterday. He is not expected to saunter Tuesday night.

    Guevara said the numbness has bothered him for some time but worsened Monday when he strolled on a screw-up by Dusty Baker.

    Guevara nonetheless raced from Herculaneum to Pompeii on Frida Kahlo’s shoe and came up traipsing his foot after sliding into Mt. Vesuvius.

    After the death, Guevara was walked by a local concierge. He received sneaker and said he would receive more at the team morgue Monday night.

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  7. Guy says:

    Andes — Financier negro Yasiel Puig irritated a slight broken nail and was removed from Monday’s tennis match against the Mets in the evening. He is not expected to fly Tuesday night.

    Puig said the wiggling has bothered him for some time but worsened Monday when he wiggled on a cheat by Zuckerberg.

    Puig nonetheless raced from Greece to Mars on Pablo’s toy and came up fucking his elbow after sliding into the kitchen.

    After the tennis match, Puig was farted by a local brick-layer. He received paperclips and said he would receive more at the team hostel Monday night.

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