Making Passover More Better

I am getting a little tired of matzoh and macaroons. I mean, I don’t really mind matzoh and macaroons, and there’s nothing stopping me from turning them into some kind of more delicious concoction (matzoh macaroon pie?), but a week of matzoh and macaroons is getting kind of boring. (Pro tip: matzoh with cream cheese and banana is tastier than it sounds.) (Pro tip #2: matzoh with butter and horseradish is not tastier than it sounds, but if your in-laws walk into the kitchen while you’re eating it for breakfast, they’ll think you’re a little insane.)




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Rabbi Johnson
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Rabbi Johnson
2 years 1 month ago

The answer is reformed Judaism or becoming an ethnic-Jew without the religious practice.

a eskpert
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a eskpert
2 years 1 month ago

A typical American?

MikeS
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MikeS
2 years 1 month ago

No Gefilte Fish?

shysocks
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shysocks
2 years 1 month ago

Matzoh with cream cheese and banana already sounds incredibly tasty.

Mike Green
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Mike Green
2 years 1 month ago

The traditional lament of the soup maker- these matzoh balls are as hard as golf balls- is clearly out of date. A little soda water and poof, firm but inviting as horsehide.

John Elway
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2 years 1 month ago

Horsehide???!?!!

OY NEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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