GIF: Matt Cain Is a Horse

Mike Krukow: Seabiscuit likes beer, I didn’t know that.
Duane Kuiper: The guys in the truck say it’s obvious: Cain is a horse.
Mike Krukow: That was… ah.
Duane Kuiper: [laughs]
Mike Krukow: Ahh. I love here.
Duane Kuiper: What are you talking about, that could be one of our kids out there.

This was presented in complete reverence for the broadcasting team, for Matt Cain, and for the San Francisco Giants.

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  1. John Mozeliak says:

    That majectis steed appears glossy eyed…perhaps from the realization that it is the first non-human major league ballplayer (not counting Josh Gibson) or the fact that it is stoned out of its mind?

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  2. Kyle says:

    Everything about this rules.

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  3. Big Jgke says:

    notgraphs is especially excellent today

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  4. reillocity says:

    I bet he’s a little hoarse this morning.

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  5. King Kaufman says:

    I was watching this last night, and I stayed up all night trying to figure out the physics of his getting that beer down his throat.

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    • Fatbot says:

      Finally someone else! I’ve obsessed over the physics for 2 days. Clearly the end of the bottle does not go far enough down the horse mouth to reach where a human mouth could possibly be! We have brainstormed many possible theories:

      1. A straw involved (rejected because the tilt back of the head is too far, it would spill).

      2. He opens wide and just lets it pour down this throat.

      3. A funnel?

      4. It is, in fact, a horse under the mask with a snout long enough to reach the beer.

      5. He’s faking a drink, and when the camera goes elsewhere pulls off the mask to drink.

      Of course I remarked maybe he’s faking drinking the beer at all. Response: “I find it hard to believe someone would spend $8 and not drink it”. Final response: “I can’t believe someone would buy a Cain jersey”.

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    • reillocity says:

      Consider this further proof that you should never look a GIF horse in the mouth.

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  6. Fatbot says:

    Best captions out there amoung the web:

    BEER DRINKING HORSE IS CAIN FAN… horses that smoke weed prefer Lincecum.

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