Matt Thornton Named Closet

by Jack Moore - March 21, 2011

A picture tells a thousand words.

Well, except when it’s a picture of three words, as it is in this case. This picture tells three words. Namely, “thornton named closet.”

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Jack Moore is a blogger for CBS Sports and operates ESPN's SweetSpot Brewers blog Disciples of Uecker, among other things. Follow him on twitter at @jh_moore.

7 Responses to “Matt Thornton Named Closet”

1. Dan says:

   March 21, 2011 at 10:33 am

   Any idea what he named it?
   

   

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   • Joe P. says:

     March 21, 2011 at 11:01 am

     And I here I thought someone decided that Matt Thornton was a good place to keep old shoes.
     

     

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2. fjrobinson44 says:

   March 21, 2011 at 10:46 am

   Suddenly gays everywhere are coming out of the Matt Thornton.
   

   

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3. CSJ says:

   March 21, 2011 at 10:57 am

   I’ll bet he named it Matt’s Super Secret Clubhouse. No Girls Allowed.
   

   

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4. Yirmiyahu says:

   March 21, 2011 at 12:20 pm

   Thornton is one of the best, and most unnoticed, closets in the game.
   

   

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5. MorganBrowne says:

   March 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm

   A walk-in Matt Thornton?
   

   

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6. Peter says:

   March 21, 2011 at 5:24 pm

   My turn.

   “My wife won’t quit whining about wanting a bigger Matt Thornton”.
   

   

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