Matt Thornton Named Closet

A picture tells a thousand words.

Well, except when it’s a picture of three words, as it is in this case. This picture tells three words. Namely, “thornton named closet.”




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Dan
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Dan
5 years 2 months ago

Any idea what he named it?

Joe P.
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Joe P.
5 years 2 months ago

And I here I thought someone decided that Matt Thornton was a good place to keep old shoes.

fjrobinson44
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fjrobinson44
5 years 2 months ago

Suddenly gays everywhere are coming out of the Matt Thornton.

CSJ
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5 years 2 months ago

I’ll bet he named it Matt’s Super Secret Clubhouse. No Girls Allowed.

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu
5 years 2 months ago

Thornton is one of the best, and most unnoticed, closets in the game.

MorganBrowne
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MorganBrowne
5 years 2 months ago

A walk-in Matt Thornton?

Peter
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Peter
5 years 2 months ago

My turn.

“My wife won’t quit whining about wanting a bigger Matt Thornton”.

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