Merry Christmas Yuni Betancourt

The four teams?

1. San Francisco Giant Imaginations
2. Arizona DiamondbackintripleAs
3. Philadelphia Philling Their Spring Training Invite Lists
4. Balti-More Outs Than Any Other Team

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  1. Shrewd Cat says:

    Sure if you look at his triple slash line then he looks crap but then you’re forgetting his defensive contribution.

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  2. Steve says:

    You forgot the “mystery team” whose GM felt like that “won just a few too many games last year.”

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