Merry Christmas Yuni Betancourt

The four teams?

1. San Francisco Giant Imaginations
2. Arizona DiamondbackintripleAs
3. Philadelphia Philling Their Spring Training Invite Lists
4. Balti-More Outs Than Any Other Team



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Shrewd Cat
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Shrewd Cat

Sure if you look at his triple slash line then he looks crap but then you’re forgetting his defensive contribution.

Cliff Calouro
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Cliff Calouro

Somewhere, Joe Posnanski quietly weeps.

llogan
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llogan

If you don’t take his defensive contribution into account you don’t get a good feel for how truly awful he is.

Steve
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Steve

You forgot the “mystery team” whose GM felt like that “won just a few too many games last year.”

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