Merry Dissmas, Miguel Batista

In our ongoing attempt to discover precisely how many words a picture of words is worth, I offer you the following, bespectacled reader: a tweet, courtesy of the Washington Post‘s Adam Kilgore, concerning Miguel Batista’s fastball velocity (or lack thereof).


Inspired choice by Mr. Desmond, I think, to go with Iowa there. Everyone knows that Miss California generally brings the gas.

H/T: Answer Dave

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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

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