This is the sixth in a series of short excerpts from MLB Network’s entirely imaginary new fall sitcoms. More details here.
Today’s show: DIFF’RENT SMOAKS
INT. MANHATTAN PENTHOUSE APARTMENT -- DAY
JUSTIN SMOAK and GARY COLEMAN play with toy trains.
Hey, Gary. It crosses my mind that we may not actually be biologically related.
What’choo talkin’ about, Justin?
I mean our age difference is like 18 years. So our mother would have had to have been pretty young when she had you, and pretty old when she had me.
Plus you’re a little taller than I am.
Yes, that too.
Hey, Justin. Can I borrow some money?
I’m not even arbitration-eligible yet, Gary. Sorry. Maybe in a few years.