Mr. Met Is About to Have Sex

Within these very dog-eared pages, David G. Temple, freelance sexecutioner, noted that baseball as a social phenomenon lends itself to culminating hubba hubba.

Among the instances of such was this:

A Whore's Entreaty

The sexual enthusiast will be pleased to know that the obliging Mr. Met, whose dirty protuberance is at all times veiny, boing-boing and purpled, consented to the madame’s wishes.

On the shores of Far Rockaway, amid the medical-waste flotsam, love was made …

Coitus Rising

You must change your life.




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Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.


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AC of DC
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AC of DC
3 years 29 days ago

Sometimes, Perry, you do right. You do real good right.

JuanPierreDoesSteroids
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JuanPierreDoesSteroids
3 years 29 days ago

Any Notgraphs reader of the fairer sex who wants to meet Mr. Dayn Perry now knows that she must solicit a fictional (and frictional) favor on Craigs List.

Use a headline along the lines of “Looking for furrie loe of the monotreme variety. Echidna penis not optional -w4m – 18ish (Any Dive Bar)” He should come running.

WARNING
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WARNING
3 years 28 days ago

If Mr. Met’s nose remains like this for 4 hours, he should seek medical attention IMMEDIATELY.

Londo Narcissus
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Londo Narcissus
3 years 28 days ago

Two hearts became one…

fast at last
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fast at last
3 years 28 days ago

For some reason I felt extremely uncomfortable reading the word “sex” in a fangraphs headline.

Voxx
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Voxx
3 years 27 days ago

DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS.

jcxy
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jcxy
3 years 26 days ago

Fact: From Here to Eternity actually holds up as a decent film.

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