Mustache Watch: Andy Moore, Computer-Generated Lefty

Andy Moore
Burlington
Aristocrats
Age: 34 B/T: L/L
Born: Elizabeth, WV
Position(s): P (SP3)
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It’s possible that the author just traded for computer-generated left-hander Andy Moore of Elizabeth, West Virginia, in his Hardball Dynasty league because of Moore’s relatively balanced platoon splits, above-average control rating, and reasonable salary.

What’s probable, though, is that the author traded for computer-generated left-hander Andy Moore owing to his entirely virtual mustache, which one is forced to assume was stolen from a carnival strongman in the year 1913.




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  1. canuckassassin says:

    Or even more probably, you traded for him for his surrealist painting acumen.

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  2. Tommen says:

    Further evidence you are a plebeian Cistulli, Out of the Park Baseball is the far superior baseball simulator.

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