Mustache Watch: Bryce Harper, Top Lip-Hair Prospect

When we think of Washington Nationals prospect Bryce Harper, we usually think of this mug:

Well, prepare to have that little world rocked like an infant in a cradle built out of a pure dose of Alice Cooper’s aura. Behold:

Not only is this 19-year-old outfielder sporting some early-career facial hairz, but he his also being penciled in by some as the starting center-fielder for the Washington Nationals. That’s a lot of awesome for a fella two years younger than the drinking age.

Oh.

And he might be Zorro. Just — please — don’t tell Sgt. Gonzales…



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Bradley writes for FanGraphs and The Hardball Times. Follow him on Twitter @BradleyWoodrum.


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Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

I have Derek Holland’s problem. If I went three full years without shaving my upper lip, all I’d look like is an amateur pedophile.

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu

Well, if it reassures you at all, you do share the same affliction as Johnny Depp. And me.

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