Mustache Watch: Bryce Harper, Top Lip-Hair Prospect

When we think of Washington Nationals prospect Bryce Harper, we usually think of this mug:

Well, prepare to have that little world rocked like an infant in a cradle built out of a pure dose of Alice Cooper’s aura. Behold:

Not only is this 19-year-old outfielder sporting some early-career facial hairz, but he his also being penciled in by some as the starting center-fielder for the Washington Nationals. That’s a lot of awesome for a fella two years younger than the drinking age.

Oh.

And he might be Zorro. Just — please — don’t tell Sgt. Gonzales…




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7 Responses to “Mustache Watch: Bryce Harper, Top Lip-Hair Prospect”

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  1. Resolution says:

    He’s not old enough to grow a full beard yet. So cute!!

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  2. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    I have Derek Holland’s problem. If I went three full years without shaving my upper lip, all I’d look like is an amateur pedophile.

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  3. Yirmiyahu says:

    A thought: the Nats can’t allow beer in the clubhouse (à la Fenway), unless they want to be prosecuted for providing alcohol to a minor.

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  4. EMD says:

    He’s very Gosling-esque!

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  5. TheYellowSlant says:

    Zorro? Weak reference. He looks more like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

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