Mustache Watch: Chris Iannetta

Are you a male between the ages of 16 and Dead from Old Age? If so, you might be interested in this thing that’ll probably never appear in these pages again: the NotGraphs Mustache Watch.

In this inaugural (and maybe only ever) edition of Mustache Watch, we present Chris Iannetta, sporting a handlebar situation. Iannetta, as you’re well aware, is competing with new Texas Ranger Mike Napoli for the title of Most Excellent Catcher-Eligible Italian.

More on this situation as it develops. (Or, seriously, not.)




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Kyle Dekker
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5 years 4 months ago

Love this, keep it going all year! Must have a John Axford post before he is demoted.

Matt Defalco
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Matt Defalco
5 years 4 months ago

I love this already. Travis Snider next?

Matt Defalco
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Matt Defalco
5 years 4 months ago

I will be seriously disappointed if this does not become a more prominent thing, Carson. Your post seemed too hesitant; facial hair is a crucial organ in the body of baseball.

Jameson Skillings
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Jameson Skillings
5 years 4 months ago

Snider had an ensemble mustache with a flowing mullet.

Mace
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5 years 4 months ago

This segment has the most potential of anything on NotGraphs!

Matty Brown
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Matty Brown
5 years 4 months ago

this must remain!

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu
5 years 4 months ago

Carson, the people have spoken. Oh, dear dictator of Notgraphsville, give your adoring fans what they want: more mustaches.

PG
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PG
5 years 4 months ago

I’m actually not big on this style of mustache. I prefer the upper lip only, preferably with a small gap right in the middle of the upper lip for maximum pedophileness.

ATrain
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ATrain
5 years 4 months ago

yes, we’re not far enough removed from the goatee era for this style of stache to be acceptable

Eric Cioe
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Eric Cioe
5 years 4 months ago

This is not a handlebar mustache. This is a horseshoe. A handlebar is usually waxed horizontally out past the edges of the mouth. Think William Howard Taft, not Hulk Hogan.

gabriel
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gabriel
5 years 4 months ago

O! how the moustaches (catcher-horseshoe edition) have fallen! Once manly men roamed between the lines, putting firemen and undercover cops to shame. One supposes that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery- but you just don’t have it, kid.

Titcomb
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Titcomb
5 years 4 months ago

Sam LeCure (RHP, Reds) is sporting a new ‘stache this year. Corky Miller is still one of the best in the league, when he’s in the league.

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