Are you a male between the ages of 16 and Dead from Old Age? If so, you might be interested in this thing that’ll probably never appear in these pages again: the NotGraphs Mustache Watch.
In this inaugural (and maybe only ever) edition of Mustache Watch, we present Chris Iannetta, sporting a handlebar situation. Iannetta, as you’re well aware, is competing with new Texas Ranger Mike Napoli for the title of Most Excellent Catcher-Eligible Italian.
More on this situation as it develops. (Or, seriously, not.)